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Currently playing hopscotch on the line between hilarity and homicide

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

boootygod:

lmfaooo

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

me every monday: i can't wait for another weekend.

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

itsjust-anotherblog:

breelandwalker:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

VIKING

KITTAHS

x

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing