#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made
I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
this is the best fucking joke I’ve ever thought of ok by Kurtis Conner
This is what my neighbors would hear if I ever had a house party
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
When you’re sightreading a piece and suddenly it gets 10x harder
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.